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ALL THAT STARTS WELL....

The saying that not all that start well,ends well!
Such is the case of the matric ceremony last friday! The event started well but was marred by the road accident at the road block junction! The scene was really tensed as people show emotions freely!
The driver of the navigator while trying to avoid collision with an incoming car swerved to the kerb(passenger walkway) in front of the redeemed church crashing into people standing by the sideways!
The driver,apparently confused with the loud wailing made a 360 turn in a F1 style,stepping on a victim leg in the process and veered towards futa junction!
He was hotly pursued by the ever eccentric cab driver in what looks like an american movie scene!

He made a V turn at cassava junction with high speed before crashing into ras bakar fence! He was transfixed and could not move,the people dragged him down and descended heavily on him!

Meanwhile rescue operations were been carried out by futarianz as only 4 people suffered injury!

The driva was later identified as a mechanic from lagos and that the vehicle belong to the owner of bayduk station....
Efforts to dismantle the car proved abortive until Reevo drove the car to AKINDEKO where some futarians with barchelor of thuggery made sure of it!

Futarianz used the oppurtunity to show the free madness in their head!
A student involved,was reported to be in a critical condition and as been transffered to Uch ibadan and is reported to be responding to treatment!
The responses were natural for a campus still morning the death of a prof but it also shows that we need to be prayerful!

BEER PARLOUR CAMPAIGN

The student union election is koming up very soon and the run up to the election is very interesting!
The names adopted are really a paradox!
Imagine

A short guy with the name HAGORO...

A guy with a gallas haircut says he want to do CRUSADE...

A tough lookin guy hoping to spread DE LOVE across the campus!....among others.

The campaign has now been taken to the beer parlour around town with different meeting points such as adesuper hotel,A&T, etc

REFUND NOW OR GO TO JAIL

The various student associations excoz on campus have been ordered to refund the excess dues charged during registration or risk going to jail for advance fee fraud!The excoz are running helter skelter as gbesè don dey ground,some are even selling off their properties,as futa incentives is now available @ oja..
Any defaulting excoz shall be arrested by the CSO and locked up in jail( akindeko toilet) till further notice.

*Is it true that FUTA girls can date a monkey in a ride?

Still on pads and wheelz, guys on two legs have complained of babes scarcity, according to their president, a former UNION official reknown for his trekking abilities, they complained that jibowu babes now neglects them for guyz on four wheelz ,another guy who claimed to be a fineboy corroborated the claim by saying that these guys are as ugly as the devil himself but the girls still follow them making him vow to get a ride at all cost. So we Futarianz should get set for all type of wheelz next semester.....even tipper, Man diesel , keke Napep are on guys radar.


Koming up soon* BEEF & BEEFERS!


who is beefing who and what the beef is all about.


*Top ten machines(rides)! on campus...


* klub bangers and their swag....*

*Who rides the best pads on campus, lecturers or yahoo boys?

The competition for the best ride on campus is really getting hot, from the rich lecturers to the ajebotas, the chairmen (Y.Y boys) and to the masses...........various forms of wheels now litters the school, from murano jeep, king of the road, E.O.D, Altima 2.6, avalon, honda element, honda babyboy, to Peugeot 504, shagari benz etc everybody just wan use ride........but who rides the best pads..?